for the longest time I couldn’t see the rope Aaron swung in on
I thought he was actually flying
a small part of me wasn’t even surprised.
"While in high school I was really quiet and people misjudged me thinking that meant I was overly confident. But in reality, the opposite was true."
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
eating clocks is really time consuming
especially when you go back for seconds
date a girl who watches star trek because she will star trek your star trek and star trek while you star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek star trek